May 2013
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
Wow I missed you so much
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
“I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.”
– Rudy Francisco (via echo-ofasoul) you would (via planeticketsandpearls)
africans:
how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way
luphphy:
caraknightley:
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
fivegum:
disney should just have a whole week dedicated to showing old shows like thats so raven etc i bet they would get like a 900% ratings boost bc nobody wants to watch a show called ant farm or whatever
nishlo:
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
